In a far off, wild, and exotic land, where volcanic soil and the blood of powerful storm giants permeate the earth, lies the beans of legends. After centuries of cultivation, each bean is individually harvested by elven wizards whose spells ensure the ultimate in potency, before finally meeting their fate in the fiery breath of an ancient red dragon. The fire cradles each bean as it is roasted, to seal in the very essence of the earth from which it was born.
Okay, this isn't entirely true. But after one sip of Stronk coffee, you’ll definitely think so! Your morning shid will be legendary. Feel alive! Feel Stronk!